eating raw peppers to burn the taste of semen out of my mouth
That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
he squeezed my boobs like he didn't know what else to do with them, then turned down head...
told you he was gay.
Pre-game strategy: play thunder by yourself in the shower. Surprisingly, success.
We already established this. No, he did not cum on the dog.
I don't think my prof knows we've noticed her No Bra Fridays.
we got 12 live crabs and then we got really stoned and know we're playing with the crabs. thats nom watermellon nom. now i'm plaing with a crap whos such a gentleman
I shit you not, me and my date were in that bar and within a 10 minute window, 4 ex gf's entered. Every one clocked me and gave me evils. I swear they're conspiring.
I made Mark strip for me and do a stripper dance. I put 2 dollars in his mouth
HOW ARE YOU ALWAYS DRUNK? AND WHERE ARE TOU TRYING TO GO??
I'm getting drunk by myself again. But I'm not shotgunning any of them. That's self-restraint, right?
I tried to order champagne at IHOP last night
Yeah I mean subtle isn't how I'd describe your flirtation strategy last night
Halloween: the only night of the year wheee the more high I get, the more it compliments my makeup and outfit.
Oh no. Did you guys fuck on my pull out couch?
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