i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
Broke my phone, have no voice AND I was blackout by 3 p.m...I'm betting I had a great time.
Well, you're either very drunk or very high but I'll let it slide because I love any type of conversation concerning cheese.
just gave a yankee's fan wrong directions to Fenway....welcome to boston asshole
i saw his dick when we were four, so thats kind of ruined for me now
I think he may have overheard our "how much coke would you fuck me for" conversation last night...
No no no no no. Not interrested. She looks just like Kim's fat booth picture. Only real.
So then she just shoved applesauces in her pocket and started talking about she needed to find her friends.
you didn't get her number why?
The doctor asked me what height I fell from to hurt my back.. I answered keg height
I would come over if there was not the impending fear of me shitting out my brains.
Mom looked at me, frowned, and said "it makes me sad to see you drink before noon.." So i told her if she doesn't like it she needs to stop waking me up before noon.
And if you ever tell anyone that I have emotions ill kill you
yeah, I'm getting gagged by the cock of fate
Honestly, this is a first for me. I've always prided myself on my ability to pretend to get along with others.
everytime he speaks i want to fuck him less. i just wanna tell him to shut up and take his pants off and we could both be happy.
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