At least we lost an hour tonight! Less time to make a fool of myself
Spencer Pratt, I WILL beat the shit out of you someday, I Promise
Judging by the hole in the wall by the door, the mis-matched shoes by the door, and the door hanging off one hinge... i'd say he's on the loose.
Like I said I'm looking on the bright side. The bright side just happens to be filled with penis attached to hot marines
No one would take shots with Caroline so she asked the bartender for like 20 jagerbombs and then shouted "JAGERBOMBS FOR HOMELESS ANIMALS BENEFIT" and everyone started doing them with her
You were throwing up and said, "Whipe my face, I must look presentable at all times."
This tiny Canadian guy just tipped me $20, a piece of gum, and a joint. I wasn't working. He literally tipped me for talking to him.
Boobs are out for the taking
Drunk Jeff aka Dreff thinks he's about 3x cooler than be really is and about 100x better at dancing than he really is
Locals got pissed I was talking to the barmaid. Tried to tell me that they keep all the good beer at "a Soho walkup" Google saved me
Today is National Blunt Day in the Great State of Me. Come ovah
Oh man
I hooked up with the lead singer of the band at the wedding. I am so hungover.
Also he said my vagina was sculpted by gods so there must be some feelings here.
All I want for Christmas is my co-worker's speakerphone to be thrown against a brick wall, and the remains burned in a backyard fire while I roast a hot dog over it. Is that so much to ask?
Acid king. Jackson puked a lot. Promoter booth. Angry security. No acid. Probably a good thing.
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