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I just speedwalked down the broken metro escalator while high. Basically all my worst fears combined
his dick got so hard in his pants and it broke his zipper
He let me keep his flannel as a "good job" for the great head I gave him.
I just found blacked-out interviews on my voice recorder. Go journalism.
we found his I.D. in the upstairs bathroom...under a towel in a hidden pile of snacks from her kitchen
We simultaneously blacked out then simultaneously came to then simultaneously had sex with the neighbors. We're definitely meant to be roommates.
Status Uddate: I lost half a tooth and Alison is taking Amy Grant requests via bullhorn
Of course I'm not above using aladdin and pot to get laid, this is america
What's a good pandora station to masturbate to?
As part of the off-hours team building exercises, I had my new coworkers figure out to push me back to the hotel from the nearby bars in a shopping cart every night for a week.
she basically told me that her vine videos last longer that I do
I thought my broken hand would put a damper on Halloween, but fake costume eyelashes and hydrocodone are kinda fun at the same time.
Please tell me how the stripper got back to Sarah's from the trailer park
I'm in the woods tripping balls the water is rising why don't you answer me
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