Well my night just got interesting. I just home from the police station. Hope you had a fun night out!
Kelly went into her room with Dave, but is moaning Tommy...
remeber the saying "bad choices make good memories" dude our bad choices dont even make memories.
I shouldn't have had sex with her. I feel that I may have opened a pandora's vagina
It wasn't until i was on my knees with three dicks in my face that i thought it might be a bad idea
First lesson of the year: don't close the bar on mondays
That doesn't help it make any more sense. Because now you've brought pinata condoms into this.
She twisted her ankle and paid a homeless guy for a piggy back ride home from the bar.
How did I roll 7 times this month and survive?\nI must be some sort of ecstasy goddess
Sorry I couldn't reference you in my facebook quote. I will redirect any likes and comments straight to my blowjob efforts this week.
The only word that describes how much hair I shaved off of my ass is "considerable".
I'd say I was is in rare form last night but it's becoming pretty common.
You would be proud of me, I did not take a dab at work today.
We're at an agreement where I don't pry and she pretends blissful ignorance
Somehow my boobs came up in conversation AGAIN last night and I'm still not getting laid...
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