Yours is on the dinner table...mine is in my underwear drawer.
remember when u banged some random dude twice in the back restaurant room of the bar i work at with customers still there? and woke up with an enormous highschool-sized hickey this morning? no big deal.
OMFG BINX FROM HOCUS POCUS IS MCGEE IN NCIS!!!!!!!! most. epic. realization. ever.
Studying for the exam.. Identifying the portraits using phrases like "large penis"
How many ice cream sandwiches is an acceptable meal replacement?
2.5
I had to jump out of her car while it was moving enough said
im sober
you just pulled your sweatpants out of your bag and thanked them for being alive
I should know better than to trust a man I've seen cry on multiple occasions to give me accurate sports information.
Is it related to planting your seed? Cause I don't know if you have studied the development of a tiny human, but that is some complicated shit.
Isn't everything in a man's life somehow related to him planting his seed?
At my eighteen year old cousin's wedding. Getting hit on by a 9 year old. No one knows who he came with. I'm pretty sure he just showed up from the field behind the church. Help.
They were so big her bra clasped in the front. Didn't even know those existed.
Still at home. Videotaping hamsters.
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
how much do I hate his dog? was just googling to see if you can rent a hungry eagle for the weekend hate.
I have post one night stand depression
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