ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
i wish sherlock holmes were still around today... he'd be able to find my g-spot.
Tipsy and thinking of you. Talk tomorrow. My alliteration is awesome.
I like daylight savings. I don't care if it's 4 oclock it's not daydrinking if it's dark out
seek help.
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you went up to their shower, tripped in it, accidentally turned it on and then claimed that you like to "test everyone's showers"
I feel violated. a guy just did an ultrasound on my balls. He made eye contact..
I just experienced a full blown christian wedding. I am SO GLAD YOUR WEDDING WASNT THIS.
i find it simply astounding you spelled drunken wrong but pterodactyl right
I miss being able to drink at 11am just cause it was sunny outside.
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Lying on this bed is like lying on love and marshmallows and joy
It's that whole "half Japanese, half asshole" thing. My brother and I have found that people really go for that
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
ORGASMS AND PIZZA
PIZZA AND ORGASMS
The wedding is over. Operation sleep with my step-sister has officially begun
what a classic moment of my life. A buffet of taco bell and a taser gun.
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