I'm 3 blocks south of you watching drag queens.
So I had sex with him again. He's still got it. Not chlamydia, he got rid of that.
i popped this huge zit on her back while she was blowing me. it was like a disgusting metaphor for what happened 30 seconds later.
I was excited because I thought I didn't have to tell you about the crabs, but surprise! You got em!
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This soccer player girl is eating this banana WAY to slow. Too early for penis shaped foods.
Maybe if i steal enough bar glasses i can justify all the money spent i've spent there
dude. i just ate tomato soup with a funnel. we're out of spoon-straws.
He cut part of his finger off. It was a consolation blow job.
Ugh. I guess I'm crying loudly or something. My mom just came in and gave me milk, chocolate, a Xanax, and her weed "for the break up blues". Her ways of affection are so odd.
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I literally was just rolling on the ground and said to her 'this is what dying looks like'
Some guy just drank alcohol from me shoe..I think he's had enough..
At the same time that I bought plan b I got some Girl Scout cookies too. It's not a total loss for you.
Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
He told me I'm a small core of pure evil wrapped up in sweetness, gold, and puppies. He gets me.
That is beautiful
In going to go underground and live with the mole people for a while.
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