if we break up, blackout me is coming back, making out with everything in sight
he kept doing his monologue, "if a vagina could talk."
I don't remember anything that happened last night past 10.. I made him buy me a Buckeye's Donut tshirt. I have no idea why he'd want to fuck me after that.
I needed to do something spontaneous, and since no one had coke this was the next best thing.
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Last time i carry you out of a forest
You better be making out with him cause we're sitting here with this awkward british girl watching videos of goats singing maroon five
Trying to figure out what I just puked. Demon weed is salad. No more drunk buffets.
she fell THROUGH the wall. All in all id have to say that my neighbors where pretty chill about it tho.
well some coke just fell out of my nose in my partners meeting so i'd say my day's off to a fantastic start
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He gives me the same feeling I get when someone puts a margarita or German chocolate cake in front of me
IM FILLED WITH SANDWICHES AND SELF LOATHING
He had a temporary tattoo of Justin Bieber on his dick and I still had sex with him
At this point, I would not mind getting hit by a truck. It would mean I could get this over with quicker.
Unfortunately the rum ran out midway through our viewing and we had to suffer in silence for the rest of it.
Looks like the opera singer hook up is paying off. Ran into the MILF from 407 and she said “your lady friend sounded like a very lucky girl.”
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