Life lesson: Don't ever put your penis in a crazy girl. Especially if she's married. And has a kid.
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
he told me not be awkward when his girlfriend comes tomorrow. and then he made out with me
He literally had no idea who I was, so he made me turn around 360 degrees and when he saw my ass, he blurted out my first AND last name.
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She was kinda tragic... like a puppy that runs into things. Cute but really stupid. So, yeah, I hit it.
I probably wouldn't hook up with him if I had to deal with more than his penis. i think cumulatively we are up to a minute of actual conversation this week.
My alcohol tolerance is way too high for this paycheck.
My doctor literally wrote on the script NO SEX
I just did a sobriety test in a tutu.
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I will take a blow job from a dude that kinda looks like a girl at this point
The entire state will know me by my boobs.
Have you ever had to act sober and talk to an authority figure in a coconut bra? Because it is just as degrading as you would imagine.
The guys who program Autocorrect have never seen a vagina in person
I think that's the first time I had "ass rimming" scroll across my phone at work
how does that bad decision feel?
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