I got called a slut by a bunch of girls that work at Hooters..wtf is that shit? explain that to me
Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
I cannot stress to you how much better your current situation is than listening to gay sex
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True friendship; bangin a girl to get ur friends hat back
Is it weird that out of everything, Im most worried about chipping a tooth on his prince albert?
You do resemble something that has been used as a chew toy.
We kept trying to bring you to the hospital but you had a tantrum and kept saying you would never be Miss America
I had a dream that I had to take a breathalyzer but then it turned out to be a bong....why can't that be real life?
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Adding to the list of things I have said out loud at the bar that I shouldn't have: "I am the yoda of sucking dick"
One public bathroom does not equal a wedding vow
Shower wine is way better than shower beer.
My desire to pee is a lot higher than my need to be buzzed right now.
We couldn't leave for the bar until he spent 10 minutes adjusting his vaporizer. I want to drown him in beard oil.
My manager gave me an envelope with money in it before he had vacation, and when I asked what it was for, he said it will be his bail money.
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