Whenever he makes me dinner its always mini things.. cheeseburgers, corndogs.. is he preparing me for something?
his balls ACTUALLY tasted like nuts
I just bought a large Pizza and Xanex in the same store...my night is complete
Did we both pass out talking about cake last night?
IS FOOTBALL GONNA SUCK HIS DICK? NO, IT IS NOT
Did they have a limo or was i just stoned?
I have a date tonight... Like a real date... Not the kind where you just go over to his house and have sex and then never speak again.
why are all my papers due the day after my potential hangover
"Let's chug a beer then make out" doesn't sound as nice, but it would prob make him cum right there.
Hey, the point is, I have 3 guys to fuck to get over the last one. It's my golden rule. You told me to find a hobby! It translated as "find another guy".
That is the opposite way I told you to find a hobby.
Apparently I still called the officer "sir" despite the fact I was at a .21 BAC. Southern girls are raised right
I just want school to he over so we can build a big tent, do drugs inside it, and watch cartoons until the sun comes up.
That's all I've ever wanted.
At this point, if I'm not getting fucked by a man in ONLY cowboy boots, it's not worth it.
Did you send me a snapchat of your sister triple kissing two other girls?!!! You might be the greatest friend the world ever made
Officially spring today. First sighting of loud-ass Steller Jay on the balcony.
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