just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
If he doesn't notice me by the next party, i'm just gonna go up to him and pll his pants down and blow him.
Sounds like a plan.
Stalkers don't have time for showers...it's a full time job
it's great music for shaving your balls
Do you think he woke up this morning, looked at you, and then regretted everything?
I don't even know. I woke up in the bathtub with no shirt, covered in towels holding what appeared to be vanillia pudding mixed with captain morgan.
I'm turning twenty & the only honorable way to exit my teens is by slapping the fuck outta the bag. You better be in.
He's hitting it raw. Might as well stick his dick in a vat of SARS at this point.
So I almost just died there. And we need a new garage door.
There's going to be a velveeta shortage. I'm not drunk any more, this is just dire info.
Getting drunk at 9 am is not a super power.
It's has to do with my genitals. Don't ask.
You stared at a Swedish dude for like 5 minutes then asked him "shouldn't you be yelling at dragons"
I can't wait to see you & have espresso-fueled sex
I’ve basically been controlling him with my tits for months now, so I can’t even imagine what would happen if I start banging him
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