Theres this fat girl in desperate need of the proactive factory in my class and as i watch her shovel food in her face I am struggling to not only keep down my meager lunch but also to stay straight. Eliza Dushku couldnt even get my flacid dick to move
A freshman just referred to Home Improvement as 'tim the tool man show'. People born after 1990 are not people.
As I was going down on her I noticed she had a tatoo on her inner thigh that said "Eat it like your birthday cake".
drunk enough to think that masterbating in the pool is an awesome idea
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you spent the night getting lap dances from a stripper with a c-section scar then ended up at a one room casino by the airport and you say you're too good to blaze and see pirahna 3d? bullshit
Apparently, there is a horrible ghonorrea out break at our school. Woo! What a way for Loyola to welcome us back.
I showed remarkable dignity in such a compromising situation. Except I came off as sort of a blue ball giver.
We are going to be Siegfried and Roy for Halloween and you are going to be the tiger.
It's been a year of occasional hook ups....this was bound to happen sometime even with your jank ovary schedule.
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No man we're leaving now. The party will probably be busted soon. O and a bitch started throwing knives around the place, like real actual knives.
People will say "JOE YOU MUST TURN DOWN" and I will refuse, in the name of liberty.
There were containers of weed in the piñata. How much more Colorado does it get
help. his tongue is stuck. Its not what you think. Hurry.
i solemnly vow to never stick my penis into crazy again
I give it a week.
I'm at work behind the bar and just washed my mouth out with rumple bc I don't have a toothbrush. This may be a new low.
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