i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
the line for where the wild things are looks like radiohead had sex with an urban outfitters
my debit card account is gonna say movie, movie, ice cream, movie, cheese fries, get a fucking life, movie
She was kind of put off because I kept calling her baby my spirit animal and staring hungrily at her breasts.
You know how girls with huge tits have back problems? Do you get knee problems or something?
Also, upon examining the photos, I have concluded that you were the sloppiest drunk girl of the night. And that's saying something considering Hurricane Jessica was in town.
I think the exact words were 'I'd lett him to the weirdest shit to me'
He is currently in a meeting and I am sexting him in Italian
And he's using Google translate to reply. Who says cross country relationships can't be fun?
Then again, he has huge mansions.
*manboobs.
For a guy who came before his dick was out of his pants, he gave surprisingly good head.
You know you gave a quality blow job when you have to ice your neck and jaw the next day.
I accepted my type is not "conventionally attractive" when she asked me "Him? Are you sure?" 5 times in front of him last night
Soooooooo high. David tried to rinse the water droplets out of the sink for 5 minutes
still drunk on my way to class to give my presentation on the negative affects of alcohol on the body. hell yes.
He thought reverse cowgirl meant he dressed up as a cowgirl. Honestly, it was more creepy than funny
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