Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
my whole body is tingling just thinking about the orgasm hes going to give me
The trip involved octopus tentacles coming from the little holes in my TV's speakers. The beauty of the nonexistant symbolism had me in tears.
The girl behind me in psych just tapped me on my shoulder to tell me there was a condom wrapper in my hood.
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I need to stop getting in the car with my dad when im rolling balls. I think he's starting to notice my eyes aren't usually completely pupil
He kicked in the door just as I climbed on top of him...and stood there. I felt like I was in a porn. It was invigorating.
An hour is enough time for me to get drunk and win a dry hump marathon so I hope you have somewhat similar or better goals
I thought i didnt really feel whatever i snorted last night until i just realized i think i asked this dude to punch me fight club style
I was just thinking about our drunk conversation about having sex with elephants the other night. Love you bud. Stay strong.
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1. I'm excited for tonight 2. Do we dress up as pirates? 3. Happy Valentine's Day bae
I'm still hammered too. I started tweeting the time at one point I'm pretty sure.
He was doing dishes, naked. I dropped to my knees and gave him head. Teamwork level- pro..
He spent three years trying to get a chance with me and finally broke me down. then he came in two minutes and was so upset he locked himself in the bathroom so I helped myself to his weed and left. Wanna get stoned?
My manager gave me an envelope with money in it before he had vacation, and when I asked what it was for, he said it will be his bail money.
IT WAS A FUCKING ELEPHANT I SWESR!!!!!
Nathan, I haven't spoken to you in 12 years and it's 6am. Kindly fuck off.
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