Just got thank you sex for shoveling the driveway. I cant wait for the next blizzard
i could totally date him if i was just drunk the whole relationship
we're going to dress like we're asking for it, because we are
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
He showed up 3 hours late wearing roller skates and acted like nothing was wrong with that.
I think its safe to assume that the 40yr old undergraduate with purple and pink in her hair and a tattoo of the eiffel tower above her ass crack has never actually been to Paris...
I been sleeping but occasionally wake up feeling like tiny elves are in my throat ripping my esophagus to shreds with their bare hands.
Somehow, you made that sound extremely magical and not at all painful.
Well, I had a dudes gf walk in on us the next morning but nothing during...She shook my hand after I got dressed and said "nice to meet you with your clothes on" best moment of my life.
Okay. So my choices are the sleeping Guy who looks about twelve and a man that looks like he was the original sandman. Im gonna need a beer for this......
Just to an Octoberfest and a sex party. Nothing wild.
It was a fight. Me vs nature and drunkenness. And nature won. Big time.
This tequila is so bad I might cry. I won't Throw up but I might cry
My lease is up and I've been thinking, it's only fair that the guys I've fucked in this apartment in the past year help me move. They enjoyed the bed, now help me move it.
We are no longer allowed to make spur of the moment decisions about our love lives
ABSOLUTELY NOT
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
Randomize
