Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
You can't hide fat with big sunglasses.
words cant express how excited I am to make January 1st our own personal version of The Hangover
While he was going down his phone rang and he answered saying I'll call you later I'm eating.
im still trying to figure out who put the honey mustard in the blender then put the entire blender into the freezer
I only put bad things in my body...jack, caffeine, chocolate, pills, and rich's cock. It's like being holistic but exactly opposite
Yes stubble LOOKS hot but factor in his shitty bj skills and I might as well have jacked off with apricot scrub
My phone autocorrected your name to "grownup." that couldn't be more inaccurate. I'm getting a new phone.
There something about a girl that pirates lemonade off a restaurant fountain as a mixer that I find intriguing.
The guys in the quick check just recognized me as the girl who bought rolling papers and whipped cream. This is the walk of shame on crack.
Basically she credited me and my dick pic for boosting the moral of all the Safeway workers
I keep picking up boring men who literally just want to cuddle. HOW AM I THIS BAD AT GETTING SEX?
You burped in your shoe and whispered 'you're mine now'
Your penis caused this!
Congratulations! We have a period
Randomize
