We basically counted to 3 and then dumped each other.
sellin beer in gallon jugs is both the best and worst idea ever. Im only gonna have one beer...but its gonna be 128 ounces.
thursday was literally the first time i didnt drunk eat since the bush administration and it was only because i was fucking someones boyfriend. making a mental note to do that more often.
yeah they are definitely having sex in that car. joe just yelled through the window telling them to do the "titanic hand print thing"
You thought your socks were broken. They were just inside out.
You told me "I need to pound this drinks if I'm going to pretend his dick is big enough" then left. Dollar night quotes 2012
I'm sorry, but the "Hobbit Slam" has to be a sex move.
If I just skip sleeping, does hangover still happen? Gonna try it. Will report back. StTAND BY
He woke up to me masturbating during the presidential address. Now he won't stop making jokes.
ps. i have two very important words to sum up my night
which are?
library sex.
He lives 20 minutes away driving distance and decided to walk. I talked to him today and he took a nap along the way... In a cemetery.
This girl in my class is lecturing my professor about zombies. It has been going on for 15 minutes.
Zombies?
Zombies.
Do you think telling guys I'm majoring in magic is a good pickup line?
I woke up next to him with nothing on and my thong around his neck. I just put my clothes on and left, but he still has my thong.
Heels with jeans turned Casual Friday into Casual Sex With My Boss Friday
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