Then you jumped off your bed with your arms outstretched, yelled "I'm Goliath, watch out New York!" and then began singing the Gargoyles theme song as you 'soared' around your room.
Don't be ridiculous, the Gargoyles theme song has no words. How could I sing that mess?
You just started going "da da da da da! da da da da da! DA DA!!" then going "swoosh" as you glided about.
I just got a facebook invite to join a group called "bring back the old franzia spout." i never want our generation to grow up.
yeah he was eating me out and i didnt know someone made popcorn so I thought the smell was comming from my vagina
wtf
That's why she's the girl with her life together and you're the girl with the penis drawn on your car.
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Pregnant only lasts nine months, being hot takes way longer to go away. So yes, I will continue to hit on the hot pregnant girl.
Remember my theory about how the universe perfectly unfolds to fuck me? Well, it's at work right now
Saturday morning. Went into a study room excited b/c some1 had left a paper w/ an inspirational quote: YOU ARE cApable of aChieving anything yoU waNT. Then I read the bold letters.....
I knew things were bad when my gyno recommended meditation.
She still didn't believe that he would cheat on her so I finally said "how else would I know that his batman mask is still in the back of his car from halloween?" I think she accepted it
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Had the best sex Thursday night then Friday night I met his girlfriend. The worst thing is we became friends like she gave me her number.
Spent the majority of my senior year drunk. Graduate of 2011, I think 2011. Probably.
I can't believe you won 5 grand from the casio last night and spent more than 80% on tacobell and strippers already
We did hand stuff while watching teenage mutant ninja turtles so I guess you could say it's getting serious
Don't come up here. Strippers r crying.
Our orgasm ration was 1:45. No. Fucking. Joke. I thought I was going to die.
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