i'm chasing tequila w mint flavored ice cream, phil's chasing it w cream cheese, bashar's chasing it w pickles...i think we all know who the winner is....
I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
We walked in and the first thing we heard was, "OH SHIT! White chicks!" Naturally, I made some new male friends.
Oh this totally just became legit. My "boss" is puking outside my car right now. I win again.
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did all my christmas shopping this morning at 4am drunk. never went to sleep. i was walking home drunk last night when i passed a target and saw 3 kids having a dance off. had to join. somehow they convinced me to go shoopping with them. i bought 4 disco balls and a lava lamp.
I think I'm going to try and hook up with that blond tonight.
I'm going for alcohol poisoning.
My #1 goal this summer is to get drunk at olive garden
She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
She posted on her FB that he moved out...It's like she wants me to fuck him.
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I'm wearing a shirt that says "birthday girls #1 homo" ...what has my life come to?
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
are you still up? I want to use you for sexual things. you have 35 minutes to respond to this offer.
I'm like a sensual ninja. You turn your head for a second and.... BOOM I'm naked. It's like a naughty magic trick.
He nailed that bed down really well so it won't break again. All I could think while he was nailing it was "challenge accepted".
I'd like to know who hasn't seen my tits tonight.
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