hey can you give me head? jesse told me that you're really good
who is this?
jesse's little brother
she farted while i was going down on her. not doing that again
I was just making a list of the girls i have slept with and i can't remember your sisters name
she just made a shot glass out of magazine paper. I love her.
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i dont mean to point any fingers but there is a lot of urine in the kitchen
it's all just a bunch of faces and i remember what the floor looked like.
Dude squirt doesnt even begin to describe it i thought she was the lost portal to atlantis with how much she let out
My mom just sent me this: "I like Jon, but he needs to be the one going down on you! Yeah, we saw your head pop up in your car last night."
Just got back from the tanning beds. I'm a lobster. I fear for the safety of my nipples falling off.
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Not sure. He doesn't know where New York is on a map but he gives an incredible spanking.
Who cares about New York?
If it's any consolation, I made really strong brownies yesterday and had 3 and then I saw demons
Putting plan B on my parents credit card wasn't the smartest idea
Haha I had a heart to heart with a stripper so I would say it was a success?
i can't hookup with him because someone else bit my vagina
My husband is waiting until son is napping and air humps as a seduction tactic. Pray for me.
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