no, i'm not a lesbian.. i just really want to fuck you while drinking, thats normal in a friendship.
Her facebook status is 'PERCS ON DECKKK~' which is probably why she still lives with her parents.
My grandma had to be escorted out by police.
she named my penis "gigantor the baby arm"
Needless to say they were not happy to find out that we braided their hair together, when one of them woke up needing to puke bad
WHERE ARE MY FUCKING EYEBROWS?!
Dude, I went home and roller-bladed into her bedroom so I didn't have a 'walk' or shame in the morning..I wouldn't talk to her unless she refereed to me as Brink
I just remember being in the bathroom alone cussing out the bunny
Just smoked a joint with the hottest patient. God I love night shifts.
Fair warning: I will be throwing corn dogs at you every time I see you this week.
never planned on seeing last weekend's one night stand again, much less be on the same plane as him..
NOBODY TALKS SHIT ABOUT PANDA EXPRESS
Just got a blow job from a woman on a ski slope. She said ski'ing frightens her and giving head calms her down. Glad I could help ma'am!
he had DANDRUFF in his PUBES. 0/10 would not blow again.
No. I don't like you. I like your penis. Chin up. At least I like part of you.
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