doesn't he have a GF?
that just means you have to try harder.
i didn't have to try TOO hard, just told him i didn't want to know his name or...
help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
I need to find out who his wife is so I can fuck her before he gets to mine.
I know I'm really high but I swear I just saw him beating off to his fantasy football roster.
suddenly, hermaphrodite night sounds like a really bad idea
It's hard to be above the influence when you are the influence.
Pretty sure he sprained my tongue. This is why you don't hook up with gingers.
She fell off the bed and giggled until she passed out naked. It was really weird.
Probably not gonna date her.
I am going to go back to drinking and listneing to Hanson now. Maybe crying. Or perhaps Full House reruns
my new years resolution to eat more toast and mastrubate more often is going well so far.
Babe, Have you see my pants?
Try Jay street in Brooklyn.. that's where I last remember seeing them.
I got a lap dance in honor of your birthday last night.
Thank you.
theres a video...
oh god.
She is either doing really drawn out crunches or trying to sniff her boobs...She's lying on her back with her hand behind her head, forcing her head into the cleavage that's ok to expose and then moves her head back and then does it again.
QUIT STEALING MY PHONE AND SEXTING MY MOM!!!!
I would give away three of my own ribs to be able to eat myself out.
...ew
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