Holy cold harsh reality of sobriety batman
I thouht it was time to go to sleep and suddenly I was front row on brokeback mountain
Just found out my brother beats off to Lauren Conrad. the Hills will never be the same.
you just used a box of cheese-its to get into the bar
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you kept saying 'its nothing a six pack wont fix' as they loaded you into the ambulance.
I woke up with a solved rubics cube in my purse
Is there a fine for having sex in the back of a zipcar?
Is it weird that I noticed my lower half feels strange and then further realized it's bc I'm wearing underwear to bed for the first time in weeks..maybe months?
I got your flops too. But yeah you rolled off your raft a bunch of times so we had to ask the white trash squad to help you back on. You bit one of them
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A homeless man just offered me vodka. The power it took to deny it deserves an award.
Nothing says "single girl" quite like Pinot Grigio and canned ravioli at 11:30 pm....
Only you would consider your best friend fucking your boyfriend to be a sign of everlasting friendship
wow bdsm is so cute
I'm in the upstairs bathroom. I went to the bathroom after class and realized this is not a shit I want to have publicly. I ran home. We can go to lunch, just give me a min
What you have to understand is that our lives aren't a disappointment so much as they crashed and burned with lethal doses of radiation and dog shit.
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