The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
Okay you totally passed out. Ask me about the bike parking garage and the expired baby formula in the morning.
I'm stoned in an empty parking lot listening to dave matthews while looking for a lighter.... I feel like I sent this 7 years ago.
He was banging holes in the kitchen wall with pots. They tried to pull him away but only managed to pants him. He kept "drumming".
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Make sure you take the apple pie out of your pocket before you pass out.
I attempted to stand up and was quickly reminded by gravity that I am the universe's bitch right now
During your work shift I was either: a) stoned. b) high. c)stoned. or d) high.
He said I showed up in just my underwear and a bunch of towels I stole from the party I was at.
we're the same shoe size and he owns more pairs of heels than i do. this could be the beginning of a beautiful friendship
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Is it sad or funny that I just bought two pregnancy test at the dollar store to give away to people on New Year's Eve while driving for Uber.
It finally happened my mom knowingly gave me money to buy drugs i knew this day would come\n
DUDE NEVER CALL THE COPS BACK
Don't worry about it too much, but I just committed us to possibly raising a kid
How many gummy vitamins can I eat before I die
Never in my life did I expect to see Eric's mom in a cheerleader outfit along with other women
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