So drunk its hurt
i just turned the eviction notice into a beer pong list
So can you tell me who's underwear is on the cat?
Leave it to him to get us kicked out of a bar for hitting on an 80 year old woman. I want to be that wasted one day.
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GOING OUT OF BUSINESS: we're having a foreclosure party tonight...We'll also be raffling off a washer/dryer, microwave and a white tiger head.
Barack Obama mentioned plan B and suddenly this address seems a lot more personal
I'm in the Wal Mart stall where we found out you weren't pregnant. This is where I'm going to propose to you. I feel like that would be the most romantic
damn. i can't believe how fast that went from 0 to lesbian
Get a piano. I want to have sex on it.
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Lol I screamed "GOT AN ORDER OF VERSACE TACOS UP" and the whole kitchen was just like who the fuck is this kid
I mean it's a good blow job, but it's not worth the four hour round trip.
The first guy I ever sexted is having a baby.. Is this what adulthood feels like?
I want to sit on top of her nipple mountains and reenact the Ricola commercial.
A stripper set a mans ass on fire... the club smelled like burning ass and boxers.
that is very illegal...i love you.
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