before i could say "i'm not that kind of girl", i was.
He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
my cat ate my toast this morning while i was getting dressed. i can already tell today is going to suck.
My gaydar just like overheated and exploded watching the male figure skaters on the olympics
You mailed him a break up letter, because you thought the "joy of receiving a letter" would ease the pain of you dumping him.
We got a 5L jug of wine for 3 Euro. Italy was a good choice.
Pretty sure I can show you the text you sent me stating some interest in my penis entering your mouth if said circumstances were met.
Dude cabbage spilt on the floor, and now danielles rolling it. Happy st party's day.
You never know how much you love your bed until you sleep with 4 other people in your car.
gymnastic barn sex. fuck i wish i hadn't blacked out
Let's just say that I took off my pants and I had superman boxers on. Then she took off her pants and she had batman panties on. I think she's the one!
What can i say, my face is nice and my body is just unreal. And my beer pouring/stealing is incredible \n
I'm pretty sure my calc professer is on coke. He's just too excited for this to be an 8am class.
What can I say, like your penis. The fact that I like the person attached to it helps too
Yesterday I febreezed my bed in between gentleman callers
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