Should I shave my pubes in the shape of a top hat so I can nickname my junk Abe Lincoln?
i have to go see a new gyno today. he's a male. i just took 3 shots of tequila. its almost like freshman year... drink alcohol, meet a strange man, let him play with my vagina.
This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
If i off myself, it'll be in a lobster costume in the hot tub with butter...
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We had one of those mutual "I know your on a dating website, I won't tell if you won't" glances.
i just set an alarm for noon. fuck yes winter break.
He somehow managed to bang-mail me last night. I woke up this morning to a voicemail from 1:54 a.m. of moaning and screaming. I now know how talented he is and how annoying I am to have sex with.
Under no circumstances is it ok to do naked cartwheels in front of anyone. i don't care how much ecstasy you took
Pretty sure they aren't letting me back to karaoke night after I screamed "fuck every one of you tasteless hillbillies!!" because I felt they didn't clap loud enough for Jen.
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I puked in my fridge last night while I was trying to get water
Me too. We could do it like prostitutes. No kissing on the mouth.
We won 11 games of beer pong, and then I spent a half hour trying to get into the top bunk. Then i realized it was a cabinet in the bathroom
I wanted lighthearted conversation about ordering bulk condoms and anal lube but he's depressed and talking about god hating him, ugh
Just found out that my name comes from part of my mom's old stripper name.
Doing a walk of shame at Wal-Mart at 3:30am because when I left at 11pm I was getting milk