I think I just saw someone hide a body.
the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
when I forget a girls name in bed I ask her her middle name then tell her i'm gonna call her that from now on
You were so drunk you tried to sell your salsa to everyone on the restaurant.
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I dreamt I won the Huge Cock Championship last night. It was glorious.
Then you can skip the embarrassing can I date your ex since you're a lesbian now conversation
Whiskey shot with bacon bits, our version of Goldschlager WE ARE TRYIN IT.
i threw up in a box in my own lap driving today.
They didn't have a "sorry I was late for your birthday party because I was getting arrested" card.
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He was kissing me at red light while his penis was in an aluminum beer bottle peeing..
You were asking her how her mother would feel if y'all dated, etc. And I was yelling at you your girlfriends name over and over again in between gags and sobs.
So my roommate just came out of the shower with a dude...guess that answers all questions as to whether or not he's gay
I just had sex with a man wearing a Darth Vader helmet....he pressed the voice button the whole time that said "I am your father". I don't think I can ever come back from this
just had an acid flashback in my therapist's office. i am a walking stereotype
send nudes
from the living room?
Randomize