So I've been thinking a lot since she told me she's prego. But what I want to know is why my voice of reason sounds like Thomas fucking Jane!?
i either just walked in on pete wacking off to webmd or he was checking his dick for herpes
just found preset five on the shower head...pretty sure my pussy just had a panic attack
Just hit on a fat chick so shed buy me a drink. Then i walked away. Nice to see how the other half lives.
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His idea of a compliment is: 'you're cuter than your friend. If you both wanted a 3way I'd do it,but I'd pay more attention to you.'
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
He gave me a trycicle he stole from a kid as an "offering" to have sex. I couldnt say no when he went through all that.
Alright dude i'm gonna go to go sleep off this soberness. my life is a cosmic joke
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I can feel your movements against the shared wall we are leaning up against. It makes me feel as though we are one. Queue Pocahontas song...
I want to just live in between your butt cheeks.
Lmfao. We asked what you wanted to eat and you said vagina. I don't care what kind. Fresh, barbecue, roasted on a camp fire. I just want it on my taste buds.
Still pimpin that dick in the cornfields. Now it's just transferred to the local bar.
Dude he took a shit in the lake and it just floated around and lingered near our boat for 2 hours. I fucking hate that kid
It's gonna be like a sexual version of A Christmas Carol in my house in a few days.