ugly people sure do ruin things
We saw a kid playing in poison ivy. We walked away, he'll learn his lesson.
Whatever. I'll let someone else deal with his flacid penis.
Did I ever tell u about how my buddy fucked peter coors's daughter and made a tshirt that said I TAPPED THE ROCKIES with her picture on it?
Every single time I start thinking that we shouldn't have done that to him, I think of his ballsack in our passed out faces. No sympathy.
they're like a gay fantastic four
Ja rule starts his prison sentence today #3475th reason we should drink tonight
I kind of drew a blank when the doctor asked me how I got super glue up my nose.
We are keeping it ultra classy drinking 40s and playing croquet with 90s rap blasting in the back ground
I'd rather be sodomized with a fullly decorated Christmas tree.
I can't. Currently naked covered in Nair trying desperately to catch his cat that rubbed up on my leg.
I hate that cat.
I woke up with my earring stuck inbetween my tits. Somehow you fucked my earring out and my boobs saved it. I'm pretty impressed with both of us right now.
gonna guess the empty vodka bottle and open can of tuna in the bathroom drawer are related?
If I die here, tell my vagina and my cats that I'm sorry.
He was doing dishes, naked. I dropped to my knees and gave him head. Teamwork level- pro..
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