I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
Obama just said the words "we're all in this together." I wanted to start singing high school musical
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
He's doing the 1:45AM lap: he goes around the bar, finds the hottest crying girl 15 minutes before close, and brings her home. I would feel bad for the girls if it wasn't such incredible genius.
She gave me a handjob while eating a mcdouble with mayo on the way home from the bars at 2 in the morning. Car was full of people. This could be forever
just so you're aware of it in the morning: you tried to slide down the railing on a snuggie. twice.
ummm i just drove by ur house and ur passed out on the porch. please call me when u get this
we made it to hole 3 and then just sat down on the fairway and finished off our case....cheered on other golfers as we let them play through.
Theres a handprint of sauce on my frig, one streaked across my face, a trail of it to my bedroom and sauce all in my bed and i have no idea what the fuck i ate.
And he probably thinks I'm in love with him but after three shots of Patron you love anything
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
don't mind me. just hanging out in this cool air conditioned Babies R Us until the liquor store next door opens.
If I don't have hickies that last till tuesday, I didn't do this weekend right
And the view of you in reverse cowgirl is arguably the most spectacular view ever... And I've seen the Eiffle tower, the colosseum, mountains of Hawaii, Michaelangelo's David, and the Mona Goddamn Lisa. Just saying.
I canceled a date last night to eat pop tarts and go to bed early
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