He looks like a mix between a retired piano teacher and a cat that just swallowed a sock.
So guess who had sex in a Ghostbusters sleeping bag.
...I woke up with a yo yo in my underwear...
just because you are in college doesnt mean its okay to pregame easter mass.
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In retrospect, getting to second base BEFORE anal wouldve been a good idea
There is a newly found video on my phone of me following you to the bathroom to watch you throw up. sorry I didn't hold your hair
It seems like every guy I've hooked up with all end up hanging out together, its like a cult.
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
Power went out. She lit a candle and gave me head. Made some pretty impressive candlelight cocksucking shadowpuppets. Must be what porn was like in olden times.
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He visits one Denver strip club and now hes moving there
Can you stop being a bitch and just take some Kaluha shots with me bro?!?
I just remembered that we had an in-depth conversation about how it was too stressful to wear pants.
The impact your presence has on my vagina without even putting your hands on me is quite astonishing, impressive and a little disturbing.
I'm in jersey with marbles.. He's blasted about to fuck a manatee and his entire family is trying to stop it. His mother punched me in the chest for not trying hard enough
You know the bunny onesie you sent me? Happy Halloween, I just did the hop of shame.
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