I thought she had blonde hair
No, Gonorrhea actually
Im not sure if he just tripped or was star gazing, but i gave him head anyway.
I think I'm going to die by hangover. I'm in my spanish class. So I guess I'm going to be muerte.
Just met a female bro. Things are weird at the rugby party.
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the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
come find me. Outside the bar we were just in waving my syringe in the air
marshmallow pipe was a success. so was melon pipe. come try it
The condition was that I had to eat her out to Beethoven
I have a 30 pack and enough condoms to last until tomorrow morning. Have Mystery Science Theater 3000 ready. I'm on my way over.
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I'm somewhere between crying and wanting to orgasm.
Remember when we made out in a Chik-Fil-A drive thru?
You have the most beautiful penis I've ever seen. I never thought penises were meant to be beautiful, but you proved me wrong
I shouldn't have watched rise of the planet of the apes and then gotten high. I'm now convinced that the cats are out to get me.
I didn't want to shower, so I shaved my legs in the pool . That drunk .
I just bought sparkling water with plan B. I am the most basic bitch to ever exist.
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