Sry I called you an 8
a guy from my religion class just walked in with a red cup. hello first friday of 2nd semester.
hey did I tally my arm again of # of shots?
nope, you were tallying rejections at the party
It wasn't a wasted relationship. I got road-head in an Escalade. I still keep that with me.
the wall and i were having dominance issues.
After Thursday my breakup "don't screw anybody out of respect" month will be over and I will be set loose. My pussy is purring with anticipation.
I don't know what I wash first. My body or my puke painted car. People are judging me as I drive by.
My nose hurts from that stripper beating me with her tits
I just traded ecstasy for trapeze lessons...you in?
Just saw some lesbians get in a fistfight in an Arby's parking lot. It's good to be home.
The guy at the rodeo just told me "if ya don't say none, ya don't get none". What the hell does that mean?
Im pretty sure you just got hit on by a gay cowboy.....
So it was all good until she started grabbing my beard and telling me to "roar little lion"
Lol, yeah it'll be fun,but will it be cereal and dick pics fun?
You probably shouldn't do that...but if you do take pictures
I swear, I make more use of my creative writing major with sexting than I do with anything else
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