We need to have an Itty-Bitty Titty Committee mtg somewhere in the range of 5 minutes to ASAP.
No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
and then he said that the only reasonable explanation as to why I got swine flu was because all I ever do is join the bandwagon
i think the cat found all the blow we lost...
God, i just love slightly insecure guys with hearts of gold and giant penises.
Ya know, in a round about way coinstar is just a glorified vending machine for all my bad choices.
Im about to shotgun a beer using my mother's knitting needles. home sweet home.
ambylanc
what?
there was an amgbulance. iw ish i was in it.
She said to bring taco sauce. Hoping that's a euphemism.
I don't think I'd trust a marching band with trampolines to not cause serious damage to themselves/ property.
I've decided that my night was probably over when I started eating the penne vodka with my hands.
I think, at this point, getting pissed and declaring my love via reality TV would be an improvement
I think the worst was the guy who sent me YouTube videos about how age doesn't matter, and then a link for natural breast enhancements. Kill me.
I wonder how many people I can tell that he has one nut before he finds out it's me spreading it.
I never thought it would be so hard to find a power hour partner at 2 on a Wednesday
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