Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
so my mom just told me that she wouldnt pick me up and take us to taco bell at 3AM...
Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
Facials are how you say "I love you" in porn star.
we're almost there. Shes pounding on the car window telling the nurse whos on a smoke break to fuck off.
In the middle of the State of the Union, she unzipped my pants and started giving me head. I've never been so proud to be an American.
I once puked on the side of the hwy driving home and it somehow made me feel more Canadian. So don't rule it out
Come part with me. By you sleep! No fun. Idek feelings Sorry for your life.
so today, i decided to say "fuck it" to mental stability, take a klonopin and wear a blanket toga. New Girl is on Netflix, nothing could go wrong.
Yeah. I asked if there was a finger in my ass at some point or if I had a weird dream. So far he hasn't responded
I would bite a mans dick off for a chocolate milk.
Was i rolling around in a parking lot last night
now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon
You said if the geese can walk on the lake so can I.
Oh BTW the next time I see you I don't care where we are your dick will be going into some part of my body.
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