She made me repeat after her: "I take responsibility for what I put in my own mouth."
I am choosing my outfit based on how fast I can get it off. Please help.
Did we use protection last night?
Um, no...keep in touch, okay?
I wake up every morning and wish that I didn't have to wear a bra
you're single. I'm single. let's spend vday with the 3 most important men in our lives: ben, jerry, and josé
I came home ate all of my roomates poptarts and then vommited on her duvet cover. I don't think today is the day to suggest the whole "sex instead of rent money" idea
I don't give a damn about what he wants to do with his life. Personalities are for pussies.
i didnt have any regrets until i found out he was a freshman.... and the only reason he got into yale was because of soccer... and he wasnt premed.
Then when he got home he face timed me and showed me his balls
Summers almost over and we haven't golfed, got naked or had sex yet. Let's do all three in one day, no particular order.
Why was I so drunk last night that I licked the bar and then the bartenders face? Why didn't you stop me? We can never go back there.
Danny put 5 hr energy in the jungle juice (that brilliant bastard) and I almost showed my penis to Alex. It was a rough night.
I got outsmarted by a door tonight. Twice.
He tried to eat me out...through my pants.
Pillow talk was a high five, this morning she made dinosaur muffins for the house. I love chapel hill
Randomize
