But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
This random guy asked me if I had downs. I was like up yours! And I got out of his car.
you tried to scramble eggs in my dryer last night. i want you here in 15 minutes to clean this shit up
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No period for spring break; use this wisely.
Something about a hand job in a car doesn't scream girlfriend
What's the over under on catching something from your sister?
I blacked out after you got about 8 goldfish out of the tank and put them in your pockets. We're not allowed back. It was a sucky Walmart anyway...
I love you. Happy valentines. Satin Patricks dayyyyyyyyyy. Alreadythrew up. Geeeeerait.
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Nothing says thanksgiving like acid flashbacks
Great news I took pics last night
Warning: most of them are of you peeing while I take selfies
I guess she was just worried I'd end up sleeping with you again
It's not too late to disappoint her you know...
Just bought a dildo. Happy first time single in four years Valentine's Day to me
He sent me a pic and then I suffered dick amnesia about the rest of that
He has the fingertips of a God
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