I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
it's a shame restraining orders have to come between me and my relationships
It's nice to sit in the library and see the progression from freshman pledge to 6th year coke addict all at one table. Gotta love sororities
His whole family saw that I had cum in my hair once they turned on the blacklight at the bowling alley. You should have seen his mother's face.
Apparently we had sex last night, and then I made him drive me to the beach so I could puke in the ocean.
To put it in a frame of reference with which you're familiar, it was like making out with a golden retriever.
Just had a brita power hour to try to counter act all the wine i chugged last night.....fucking franzia
My only positive piece of news is that my roommate is moving home for the summer, so our stress-relief sex will be much easier to get away with.
I should be done at 8 and I've also done a great Job of convincing my self that I should get really drunk tonight
if elf comes on TV one more time i swear to god i will smash my brains out with this fruitcake
The party was Hollywood themed and I won an oscar for "finest ass in a leading role"
Just smoked the bong while taking a dump. I love living by myself.
I had a dream last night that I answered the phone and after I said hello, Shia Lebeouf started yelling "DO IT! JUST DO IT!" That's when I knew, I had officially become meme trash.
he had DANDRUFF in his PUBES. 0/10 would not blow again.
This town reeks of teen pregnancy.
Randomize
