My roommate just did the walk of shame in last nights corset back to our room to find her dad there. THATS why i go to school out of state.
you're dressed like that and you're on the rag, that's false advertisment
I'm watching the Australian Open. They need to slow the fuck down. It's hard enough to follow sober and now it's just pissing me off.
you can't exactly throw up or pass out at the pentagon so i had to pull my shit together
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I was born in the year of the cock... How fitting.
I do what I can to inject something into your life every day. Today, humor. Saturday. Penis.
There were so few words spoken that I'm not sure if it was make-up or break-up sex.
I lost my grandmas ring. Probably during the handjob.
She. Own s my pussycat. Roxk it like. The sun hitting the horizon
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I want this pizza in and around my mouth forever..
She said she's different now I guess anytime you get a bible tatt it automatically cancels out all the whoring you did for 10 years
you just cant say you love him and then say you want to fuck your boss
Statistics show that guys with slightly higher IQ scores and overly-trimmed eyebrows have micro penises. It's science.
he fell asleep naked and all I'm doing is staring at his weird balls
Thanks for being my best friend so I can use you as an alibi to my family while I'm out getting some dick in my face.
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