I woke up, mistook him for my ex, and started screaming. It was all that chest hair. I don't think this relationship is going anywhere.
I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
She called it mighty mouse.. And from there it was down hill
part of it is the fact that im problem drinking, and the other part is my OCD wont let me leave the bottle half-empty.
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Well hello freshman 15, didn't see you there until I tried on last years summer clothes.
He took me to the bathroom in the gay bar to "just cuddle." Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice...well...
Numbies before the dentist, such a good idea.
yeah i didn't know anyone, but i just walked in with a lit sparkler and wearing a budweiser shirt and someone handed me a beer.
I woke up naked dangling by my feet from the balcony over his foyer. He's officially my new favorite booty call.
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She's working this semester. Her dad saw he was listed as 'the atm' on her phone and cut off tuition for three months.
He made a playlist to use during sex...that ended with The Ultimate Warrior's entrance music.
Brought some lesbians back to the light side of the force
where did we go last night? there's dollar bills all over my room & they're all wet.
Btw I appreciate you as a friend for taking the time to validate my sluttiness
He made me promise not to describe his penis in detail to you....oops.
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