We better get laid next semester cause I prayed hard
I even walked 30 feet with my eyes closed from two love rocks so that we get some cock
I just hotboxed my laundry basket.
I wish I could attach your penis to someone I like more than you.
wanna get hammered and throw tomatoes at the people standing in line for the midnight showing of harry potter and yell whichcraft is evil
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so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
Just told my mom sparks is a health drink. Officially getting hammered on the way to the beach.
you went over to those random dudes and told them you were an ordained minister and would like to bless their food. they laughed and agreed, then you said "now bow your heads in prayer" as soon as they did you grabbed a taco off their tray and bolted out the door.
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
You need to be full form and virile tomorrow so I can live vicariously through your rub and tug.
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Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
I'm to the point where I'm fantasizing about Iron Chefs going down on me.
We just got home a lil bit ago. No sorority girls showed except the ugly swimmer chick and she asked if I've ever faked an orgasm.
Totally on the hot mess express last night. Mom said I was passed out on her kitchen floor. Told her I was drinking genuine tea.
I need to start a penis folder so I stop "accidentally" showing people my junk. On a side note- St. Pattys penis was a hit, four leaf clover and all.
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
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