idk why but i just wanna to have sex with the idea of him. i don't even wanna meet him.
Riddle me this. What had unbelievable sex, and finally understands the meaning that things come better in pairs?
I hate you
He just asked me if I ever had the urge to put a zucchini in my ass.
Just walked pass a bum on the way to a coinstar... awkward
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He looks like the kind of guy that still collects pokemon cards
All the walks of shame were condensed into the hour before parents started showing up. Move out day is so bittersweet
DONT TAKE THE KEG OUT OF THE HOT TUB I NEED A PICTURE OF ME DOING A KEG STAND ON IT
You know when you can feel the alcohol in your toes? That's a great feeling.
I just wrote "where Jason is" on the screen. He guessed "hospital" correctly.
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The random guy I fucked from craigslist said I had the best smile. I take compliments where i can get them
I got so drunk at the hockey game I bought everyone behind me in concession line a funnel cake.
I woke up to my one night stand and he said, "now that's the one to beat"
It's a beautiful day to be high as fuck
i dunno, a lot of my childhood feels like a drugged up fever dream
i opened the door and you were passed out on my doorstep wearing ugly shorts and cuddling a pinnapple, i dont know what happened to you.
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