Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
she needs to learn to take compliments like she takes dicks.
it feels like my vag is blowing bubbles
Your favorite bartender is back from prision
so i used to love airports for the escalators... now its the bars... then the escalators after the bars
If the first sentence isn't something about weed or the nature of choclate I'm skipping class.
hahahahaha your sister just walked down from the guest house with a stain on the front of her shirt and "owned" written in blue sharpie on her forehead. i dont think she knows what happened last night either.
1.) You left the rest of your whiskey here 2.) I drank your whiskey 3.) then made a steam roller out of the bottle 4.) Everything tastes like whiskey
Who knew that one of those cheesy light up equalizer shirts would be the light that all those drunk college girls gathered like moths around?
I just bought 7 working mopeds off a guy for $300. We are 60% of the way to our gay biker gang dream.
Can I even tell you how badly I want a day that is just on and off napping and sex with intermittent snack breaks? Because I want that day very badly.
I have never seen a more amazing text message in my entire life.
Gotcha. How bad is it?
Well to compare it to something I would say it what's that walls would like inside the primate exhibit at the zoo after a group of monkeys finished throwing feces at each other all afternoon
I'll have to start mass sending dong pics to get the recognition I deserve
Watching a guy masturbate in real time is a lot less theatrical than porn had me to believe.
He was doing dishes, naked. I dropped to my knees and gave him head. Teamwork level- pro..
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