actually, I'm a sock model
guys are not supposed to queef...right?
Just met a female bro. Things are weird at the rugby party.
Just fucked my roommate on the first night of our 12 month lease. 2010 will be awkward.
at which point I apparently ran in and shouted "I made the sex with that one!"
I suppose drinking a cosmo at lunch alone can't look good but I mean... sometimes it's just necessary
this whole plan B standoff thing with her is really starting to make me nervous
he called us the olsen twins. we also rapped ignition much to his dismay.
its so sad we are done celebrating 21st bdays everytime one of us turned 21 everyone else got laid
A guy with a mustache poured a beer down your throat while you had a crippled boy named Sunshine riding your back
You were drunk enough to sled down a highway off ramp in your pajamas….
put something nutritious in your body. AND NOT JUST THAT JOINT.
Like tbh you're not doing anything that screams I'm drunk and yet nothing says I'm going to spend $30 on McDonalds and make out with a stranger like that picture
I'm gonna cum garlic butter
Mandatory face masks - finally, a solution for lip augmentation failures and bad breath.
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