Give me one situation where peeing in your garage could be a bad idea
its a vaginal recession for me, ill take what i can get
He's tryingto open a beer with a Police baton. Cut him off or see where this leads?
I can't figure out how to get this beer bong in my carry on without airport security questioning me as it goes through the x-ray.
Please find an outlet that isn't stripping or getting drunk and arrested
Just got blown in a rental car. I need to get rear ended more often
I've hit an all time low of asking baristas what would go good with marshmallow vodka. I think I might hire one to party with all of us. To make hangover drinks
I just took the cheapest shot in your honor
I was looking at our sex bingo and pretty much every single row or column has at least one kind of person that is harder to find than all the rest
We've made things harder for ourselves
The struggle will be part of the fun
grandma made pot brownies .. oh god bless us everyone
Is "head down ass up" an appropriate way to say good morning?
I mean, he's 40, foreign, artsy but with substance abuse problems and estranged children. How is he not my type?
So... How much of our rent is drug money?
Update: drank half a bottle of Bourbon and texted three ex's. Waiting for the roommates to go to sleep so I can raid the fridge.
Once my new license was put into my hand, a light from the heavens shined down and pauly D's voice was in my mind saying ohh yeaaah 21 yeaaah
Randomize
