found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
i wanna stay in my bed and fart for a few more hours
so sad. i just ate the last good 'n' plenty out of the bottom of my purse.
Just had to explain to a senior manager why I had duct tape residue on my wrist and hand. This weekend was a success.
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he drunkenly pissed himself on the deck, in the bathroom, and on my couch within the span of an hour
its like an avodart commercial...maybe he has a growing problem
He confessed to putting dry erase marker dots on my vibrator to keep track of when I "electronically cheated" and then passed out.
All of our toilets in my house are broken. Thank God I've practiced peeing in the sink enough.
He asked me what I wanted the cake to say and I then asked him if "I'm sorry for throwing up in your bed last night" was too long. He said it was...
I'm not saying Tijuana was a bad idea, I'm saying that we make poor life choices. And Steve was robbed by the police.
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Yeah I just don't know how I feel about my fuck buddy coming to work at my dads office with me.
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
You will bone me until my eyeballs fall out. This is not a request.
Random pof guy just messaged me initiating a Pokemon battle. Want to be a bridesmaid?
We were making eye contact while i was throwing up.
What happened to your back?
Rug burn. My ass is even worse.
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