Sorry, I have to go home and feed my nepotisms
Sorry, I can't talk, there's a herd of nepotisms headed my way
Still drunk and leading the team through the 9am sales meeting. I'm pretty sure this is why there aren't more 26year-olds in management.
I just wanted to say sorry for trying to jack off your dog last night.
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
Ok cool. Ill pick up liquor because, well let's be honest, we don't need an excuse anymore.
He took the lighter and said "this is how I give myself a bikini wax."
Taped crackers to the wall. Sat I'n the dryer. Bobby had to pull me out by my hair. No more.
You thought last year was bad... a guy dressed as a clown showed up with cocaine
So I just told the bartender I would go down on her. You need to get here
Between the dance party in the car and the distraction of the momma bear and two cubs im a cops wet dream roght now when comes to wreckless driving.
WHAT KIND OF DUMPSTER DOESNT HAVE PIZZA IN IT?
you know what would be perfect? if you flew in on a horse/cat holding taco bell and then you swooped me up and took me to disney world and it was magical
You are one of my favorite baseball you have fun today
Though the booty shorts might give me an extra discount. Or arrested. We'll see.
some kid lit a j in the bar tonight. i was in awe of both his boldness and the severe beatdown he received moments later
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