It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
OMFG I JUST SAW SOMEONE GIVING SOMEONE ELSE ROAD HEAD AND THEY HIT A POTHOLE. my day has been officially made.
just got a hand job during a movie in class today is gonna be great!
remember what we learned. dont lure girls w/ food at the bar. u dont want those ones
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Her name is Sherri and her sister's are Brandy and Champagne. Of course I want to meet her parents.
and PS, please don't fuck in the corn maze, k?
Im deleting that text because its a possible ncaa violation
there is a dorito bag in my car full of my mouth blood
High me just had to pick the lock on my sisters room because I locked my vodka in there. I love vacation.
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so we were doing it and I was like umm hi im losing my virginity can you take off your beanie
When the strippers start dancing to Christmas songs it's time to get the fuck out!
Like I thought me shitting my pants was bad today... Then the election happened.
dude, you ran into a window then asked ME what the fuck I was doing.
Apparently karate chopping the fronts off all the paper towel and soap dispensers in the bathrooms isn't even frowned upon. Like even at the third bar when I fell flat on my back trying to jump kick the last one some guy just helped me up and high fived me. America.
A fire alarm is going off in some building, people are running around naked and people are passed out in the MIDDLE of the sidewalk. If they ban parties again, I'm going to be pissed.
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