I can't get in trouble, i'm smoking a bong in the office right now
I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
Its not small because its small, Its small because it was cold outside
Still at the library. i hate tax accounting so much that i've started calling it potions...
the fda needs to get their shit together cause these four loko going away parties are gonna kill me
You tried to sled down the middle of the street. In. Your. Coat. Of course you are bruised.
He once got bit in the face by a dog and still got laid the same night. He owns Memorial Day Weekend
My last google search of the night was "Things that cost $102.50"
who is the naked dude on the coffee table
thats jeff, jeff is nice so don't be rude
Most tragic bathtub-fart of all time. I am going to be late.
He left weed in my bong for me this morning. What a guy.
I feel like the dump I just dropped is the most successful thing I've done so far today.
Whatever. I have his dick. Haha how many girls can say they have a dildo replica of a guy they were seeing
CAPS.LOCK.AND.SPACEBAR.ARE.BROKEN.
for future reference, singing eye of the tiger outside my door while i am having sex makes me incredibly uncomfortable
apparently not uncomfortable enough for you to stop
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