After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
What's the big deal? you guys fuck
3 times is my limit. I don't even want to know you exist after 3 times
So apparently the christmas orgy was a complete disaster
He passed out. Woke up long enough to declare himself "the sauce boss" and then bit me in the face.
when you agree to fuck a guy it does by NO means make it okay for his roommate to hide in the closet with doritos and watch
Just had a flashback of dry humping a man lying in the street while Jim (dressed as santa) screams 'HAVE YOU BEEN A GOOD BOY?!'
Totally sleeping on a bloodstained mattress tonight. I love life's little adventures.
I don't care what you say, the fact that he's a drag queen with the same shoe size as me is reason enough to date him
I'm in public and Taylor Swift is playing. It is taking all my effort to not screech like a goat.
Now that it's over, I can finally say it and not feel bad,dude. Her mustache is better than yours.
He wouldn't shut up so I started sending him pictures of animal dicks
I will be DAMNED if anyone but me breastfeeds my cat.
i need something from you. video yourself doing naked jumping jacks and send it to me. it will make me smile
Omfg 7 hour sex session who am I?
PS: I think I'm in love
Ability to walk tomorrow tbd
I don't know if I'm having early flu symptoms, a miscarriage, or am badly hungover. Web md agrees.
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