She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
i havent had this much fun since the last time i farted and it created a boner.
He just said "Chunky" very loudly in his sleep.
I know. I told you I'm a mess. She had weird nipples. I almost lost an eye to one.
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He really thought ahead and just left the tequila in the mail box for late night pickup. Best. Friend. Ever.
He wheeled me around walmart in a cart, and stole at least 30 dollars of junior mints fpr me. Best date ever.
I'm watching my cat lick a used condom wrapper on my nightstand and I'm too hungover to move and do anything about it. Tequila Tuesdays can not be a thing.
At 2pm we are having a MANDITORY house meeting about last night. ALL must be in attendance!
I'd like to review the planning and execution of the party to determine how we hosted a naked party, to determine how we can have more.
Wanna show up on a guy's doorstep and punch him in the balls for me? At least this one isn't a cop.
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and then I partied with my new dealers deaf pit bull. All around a good night I'd say...
how don't worse things happen to you?
We were sad, then we got horny, and then we needed some ranch
I shaved my entire vagina for a man who had the personality of a potato and a C- orgasm. Life is a series of disappointments.
YOUR VAGINA IS SO CUTE IT'S LIKE A LITTLE MACAROON
so let me get this straight you just stared at his boner all night?
If he moved really quickly from "hi I've had a crush on you for years" to "send nudes" you probably were used.
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