He introduced her to the DMA meeting by saying: in the past few years i've never seen someone work so hard for so little success
I might get fired at work today. I had to prioritize. It's not my fault Cockasaurus came over.
Lesson 1: you can't keep macking on a girl if you get handcuffed
the boobs are fake... i feel like i just found out santa isn't real.
Good news, I found your other leg warmer. Bad news, I don't know if the pile of puke I found it in was yours.
She's currently celebrating her completion of "Sober October" with "Margarita Shit-Show November."
I'm gonna fingerblast you when you get off work. Get ready.
I can't blame him for thinking that then, placing a cone shaped potato chip on the tip of his penis post bj is not a normal act of love
If I don't have the money by then, I'll pay you in sex.
It's going to be 23.5 times of sex and 19 blow jobs. I just googled it.
i had a tequila and emotion induced one night stand with a random stranger. senior year: infinity me: 0.
Someone came into our hotel room and took our remote
What should I do?
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
I'm going as your incestuous sister. If thats not the perfect winglady I don't know what is.
thank you for being so understanding of my weak stomach and poor self-control
Can you dump a guy for having pierced nipples or is that shallow?
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